You Know You Watch Too Much DBZ When...
- You try to warn everyone you meet that Saiyans are trying to blow up the planet
- You realized your Kame-Hame-Ha didn't work like you thought it did
- You recite 50 DBZ characters instead of 50 states in front of your history teacher
- You have dreams of fighting side by side with Goku
- You decide to name your sons: Gohan, Goten and Trunks and your daughters: Pan, Bra and Marron
- You try to collect 7 rocks in your backyard and make a wish
- For Easter, You look for DragonBalls instead of eggs
- Your barber comes up with your own custom cut called the"Goku Cut"
- You think you have a black belt in karate after watching two seasons of DBZ
- You constantly look for a tail on your backside
- You think you have the ability to power up
- You keep telling people that you have two dragon balls and an extending power pole in your pants
- You're favorite pick-up line is "Hey, wanna see my DragonBalls?"
- You dye your hair yellow to look like a super saiyan
- You get into a fight and call on nature for a spirit bomb
- You jump out of a plane to try to ride on a cloud
- You decide to commit suicide so that you can train under King Kai
- You are afraid of the moon because of its' weird effects on you- monkey wise
- You think that baked beans will just be as good as senzu beansso you decide to eat lots of them - with undesired effects
- You do 10,000 sit ups and all other aerobic activites 100x Earth's gravity to try to become a super saiya-jin
- You dress up as Goku for Halloween, but all strangers think youra kung-fu ninja guy instead of a guy from DBZ
- You paint yourself red and claim to be doing 10X kaioken attack
- You color a piece of paper orange and wad it up and scream out kame-hame-ha and throw it at someone
- You ask NASA if they are ever going to have a space mission to Namek
- You think you can stop a blast by covering your arms
- You put a TV antenna on your head and hold your breath to look like King Kai
- You wave a Zippo lighter around in front of your friends yelling"BURNING ATTACK"
- You create Saiyen outfits and scouters for all of your sister's Barbie Dolls
- You have tried and and were ACTUALLY able to get your hair to look like Vegeta's
- You get into a fight and you grab a frisbee and yell"destructo disk"!
- You light yourself on fire and scream kaioken times 20!
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